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Adventure Begins

The team was commissioned by the UN assistant secretary general to solve the mystery of two severed but talking heads found by the lake in New York Central Park, one of the heads belonging to a living and whole member of the party. The team heads to the park to investigate the area where the heads were found but as they arrived at the scene another head belonging to a whole and living party member appears out of thin air.

As the head is taken away by a UN containment team one of our companions discovers an unusual area in the lake. The team commandeers a boat to reach the spot and not only do they find the bodies belonging to the heads but a portal leading to another dimension, unseen by the naked eye. They meet a being who calls himself “Death” who reveals themselves the owner of said portal that was damaged in an attack by an unknown metahuman thus causing the anomaly in the park.

The bodies are taken to the UN to be reunited with their heads, which they miraculously reattach with without any kind of medical aid.

*I omitted some things but that’s the general summary of what happened.

To Hell And Back
Why All Those Kids Died in Honolulu Today
  • We all met up at the UNSRD underground base’s cafeteria. Smoked Jaguar was able to score a mission from Dr. Heldon with 12 UNSRD troopers that were provided for our search for an inter-dimensional portal for the doppelgangers from the first session to pass through to re-enter their dimension. Their “friend” Dave helped explain what the team had to do but not so much about who or what he was or what we were capable of.
  • With the doppelgangers gone, the team passes through the Torii Gate of Fire and Ice. Although Mr. Nyxx suffered some internal injuries from crossing into the netherworld, the team passed though alright.
  • When the team entered the gate, we could see one area with a giant black arena in the shape of a pentagram and another area where the team could only see a giant, raging bonfire. Smoked Jaguar decided to deploy 6 of the UNSRD troopers, most who’d become undead from their passage through the portal gate, to the bonfire. The PC’s decided to head toward the spire structure.
  • At the structure, the team observed that the walls of the pentacle arena were filled with the souls of the dead. The whole building have a ring of five bone-white towers that stuck out 120 feet into the air. Tabitha Hayashi and Mr. Nyxx investigated the structure and discovered that it was a nearly impenetrable fortress but detected wekaness in the spires. The brave and honorable Shogun Beast and Smoked Jaguar decided to strike one of the ivory spire towers which summoned the spirit of death, who we named affectionately as “Dan”. He, like Dave, is a visible manifestation of death who controls the portal gates.
  • Dan said that inside of this structure was another Torii gate, the one of soul pain. He explained that once this gate was entered, he could not ensure our safety or orientation as they reenter the Multiverse. The team decided to cross the bridge of cuddling corpses to enter the Torii Gate. Dan gave Mr. Nyxx some black sand and Tabitha Hayashi a scroll of paper with a symbol drawn on it. When that symbol is drawn with the black sand, it summons a portal back to the Nexus.
  • As the team passed through the gate safely, they landed in the city of Honolulu, Hawaii near a hospital and a school. Shogun Beast was about to transform back to his original form but needed a wheelchair for his legless human form. As Jaguar left, Shogun Beast began to draw some attention from the civilians across the street of an elementary school. As Mr. Nyxx began to shout at Shogun Beast to run away into the woods, the attention to their presence became unnaturally suspicious to gawking parents who had come to pick their kids up from school.
  • All of the attention led to several people to make emergency phone calls to the police. When the police arrived on the scene in their hovering cruiser vehicles, Shogun Beast, in his infinite wisdom, was all like “F*** THE POLICE!” “Homie don’t play that!” He began to turn the suburban street into a super-powered war zone.
  • Both hovercrafts were taken out by Smoked Jaguar and Shogun Beast. Shogun Beast was able to take down one of the hovercraft and incapacitating the officer inside of it. But the brave and honorable Smoked Jaguar took it to the next level by throwing the unconscious policeman at the other hovercraft as a projectile. The hit was critical and sent the hovercraft spinning out of control and crashing into the elementary school building. Many children needlessly died who were more than likely observing the combat or maybe just oblivious to the carnage, watching their teacher and their puppet talk about why hugging is fun and nice. Everyone gained power and hero points for this epic battle.
Hawaii Burning

After killing three police officers and several elementary school children the group decided it was time to leave this parallel Earth but in the chaos Tabitha Hayashi broke into a panic running off into the distance. She was captured by the Hawaiian police along with one of the pieces needed to open up the portal.

Smoked Jaguar and Nyxx launched a rescue mission which involved beating up several police officers and mind controlling one to drive the team to the police department where Tabitha was being interrogated by what appeared to be one of the superheroes of that parallel Earth.

Through the use of discreet violence and mind control the team was able to free Tabitha and escape from the building unseen. However as the team was driving away Tabitha revealed that all over her belongings were confiscated including the item needed to open the portal.

GTFO of Dodge

Realizing that by returning to the police station they would inevitably face a locked down building with officers on full alert due to the murder of the police chief, Smoked Jaguar had plan. He would cause chaos on one part of the island to lure Hawaiian police and the Champion of Hawaii, The Crimson Shield (aka The Crimson Fucker), away from the police station while Tabitha and Nyxx break in to retrieve Tabitha’s belongings.

After destroying three police cars and killing several officers, Smoked Jaguar was finally able to goad The Crimson Shield into acting. While Smoked Jaguar fought bravely he was ultimately no match for The Crimson Shield’s powers and was forced to flee with the superhero in chase throwing flaming bolts at his back.

Meanwhile at the police station Tabitha and Nyxx discover that not only is the building on full alert but all of the cops are fitted in power armor. Luckily due to Tabitha’s abilities with technology she was able to find an weakness in the security system and shut down most of the armored suits, allowing the duo to simply walk through the front door. As they head towards the evidence locker they encounter a sentient and possibly malevolent AI who strikes a bargain with Tabitha, uploading its consciousness into her mind. The group was able to grab all of Tabitha’s belongings and escape before the power armors worn by the cops became active again.

As the trio’s car sped down the road towards the direction of the portal they see Smoked Jaguar being chased by The Crimson Shield. They edge their car close to Smoked Jaguar who was able to jump into one of the backseats, and while the car was damaged by The Crimson Shield’s power bolts they were able to escape.

As they crossed the portal into their own world, Smoked Jaguar collapses from his severe injuries acquired from fighting The Crimson Shield and was rushed to the UN medical facility for some treatment. Faced with the possibility of losing a leg he ultimately chose a cybernetic substitute to replace his mangled limb.

Fantastic Voyage

After Smoked Jaguar recovered from his injuries and received his new cybernetic leg the team was introduced to a new member, Saix, a mimic capable of transforming himself into any person.

The team learns from Jarvis that he knows the science of inter-dimensional travel and was willing to share this knowledge if the team would travel back to his home dimension to recover his body. With the aid of Randy Briar we were able to open a magical portal to Jarvis’ dimension which was a synthetic version of Earth. We were greeted by his compatriots who shared with us plans and knowledge of the maximum security prison where Jarvis’ body was being held. We entered the facility through a portal that transported us to the rooftop of the prison and it was our job to go down to the basement and reunite Jarvis’ with his body.


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